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You know what's weird?

Dreams.

There are, according to our culture, certain "standard" dreams. Flying, falling, being naked in inappropriate places.

I don't remember many of my dreams, but I don't remember ever remembering having one of those. The dreams I remember remembering have much more bizarre topics. Like...

• The One Where I Tried To Explain What I Meant By "I Am Harry Potter"
• The One With The Hole In Snowy Ground, That I Couldn't Get Away From
• The One With Murder And Ponies (though not, I think, murder of or by ponies) On A Lake
• The One Where Rainbow Dash Raced A Series Of Video Game Characters One-On-One (I'm pretty sure Samus was cheating

And so on. Weird stuff. Dreamlike stuff.