To the friendslist:

I have been in expectation
Of receiving a reply
On any of my last eighteen eljay entries;
Is anybody there?
Does anybody care?
Is anybody there?

Your humble and obedient,

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Worry not; I am not suicidal, nor even very depressed. It's just that, when I post, it's usually because there's something I'd like to say, and it'd be nice to feel like I'm being heard.